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Zombies Don't Play Soccer

Debbie Dadey; Marcia Thornton Jones · 1995

Explore the age guidance, content cautions, positive qualities, and supporting notes for Zombies Don't Play Soccer by Debbie Dadey; Marcia Thornton Jones. This book is content notes include Frightening scenes, Death of a character, Strong language; positive qualities include Courage & resilience, Creativity & curiosity.

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Age guidanceNot listed
Strongest cautionsFrightening scenes 2/5 · Death of a character 1/5 · Strong language 1/5
Strongest positivesCourage & resilience 3/5 · Creativity & curiosity 3/5
Series positionBook 15 · Adventures of the Bailey School Kids
Recommendation3/5

Courage & resilience; strongest caution: frightening scenes.

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Courage & resilience; strongest caution: frightening scenes.

Readiness snapshotMain watch-out: Frightening scenes 2/5
Recommendation 3/5

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Recommended ageNot listed

Strongest cautions

  • Frightening scenes2/5
  • Death of a character1/5
  • Strong language1/5

Strongest positives

  • Courage & resilience3/5
  • Creativity & curiosity3/5
  • Good role models3/5

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  1. Book 1 · Vampires Don't Wear Polka Dots
    Frightening scenes2/5Products & advertising1/5Strong language1/5Violence1/5
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  2. Book 2 · Werewolves Don't Go to Summer Camp
    Frightening scenes2/5Strong language1/5Violence1/5
    About the same
  3. Book 3 · Santa Claus Doesn't Mop Floors
    Frightening scenes2/5Products & advertising1/5Religious themes1/5Strong language1/5Violence1/5
    Gets more intense
  4. Book 4 · Leprechauns Don't Play Basketball
    Frightening scenes2/5Religious themes1/5Strong language1/5Violence1/5
    About the same
  5. Book 5 · Ghosts Don't Eat Potato Chips
    Frightening scenes2/5Death of a character1/5Products & advertising1/5Strong language1/5Violence1/5
    About the same
  6. Book 6 · Frankenstein Doesn't Plant Petunias
    Frightening scenes2/5Products & advertising1/5Strong language1/5Violence1/5
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  7. Book 7 · Aliens Don't Wear Braces
    Frightening scenes2/5Strong language1/5Violence1/5
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  8. Book 8 · Genies Don't Ride Bicycles
    Frightening scenes2/5Strong language1/5Violence1/5
    About the same
  9. Book 9 · Pirates Don't Wear Pink Sunglasses
    Frightening scenes2/5
    Gets gentler
  10. Book 10 · Witches Don't Do Backflips
    Frightening scenes2/5Strong language1/5Violence1/5
    Gets more intense
  11. Book 11 · Skeletons Dont Play Tubas
    Frightening scenes3/5Death of a character1/5Strong language1/5Violence1/5
    Gets more intense
  12. Book 12 · Cupid Doesn't Flip Hamburgers
    Frightening scenes2/5Romance2/5Strong language1/5Violence1/5
    About the same
  13. Book 13 · Gremlins Don't Chew Bubble Gum
    Frightening scenes2/5Strong language1/5Violence1/5
    Gets gentler
  14. Book 14 · Monsters Don't Scuba Dive
    Frightening scenes2/5Strong language1/5Violence1/5
    About the same
  15. Book 15 · Zombies Don't Play Soccer
    Frightening scenes2/5Death of a character1/5Strong language1/5Violence1/5
    About the same
  16. Book 16 · Dracula doesn't drink lemonade
    Frightening scenes2/5Products & advertising1/5Strong language1/5Violence1/5
    About the same
  17. Book 17 · Elves Don't Wear Hard Hats
    Frightening scenes2/5Strong language1/5Violence1/5
    About the same
  18. Book 18 · Martians Don't Take Temperatures
    Frightening scenes2/5Strong language1/5Violence1/5
    About the same
  19. Book 19 · Gargoyles Don't Drive School Buses
    Frightening scenes2/5Strong language1/5Violence1/5
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  20. Book 20 · Wizards Don't Need Computers
    Frightening scenes2/5Products & advertising1/5Strong language1/5Violence1/5
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  21. Book 21 · Mummies Don't Coach Softball
    Frightening scenes2/5Death of a character1/5Strong language1/5Violence1/5
    About the same
  22. Book 22 · Cyclops Doesn't Roller Skate
    Frightening scenes2/5Strong language1/5Violence1/5
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  23. Book 23 · Angels Don't Know Karate
    Frightening scenes1/5Religious themes1/5Strong language1/5Violence1/5
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  24. Book 24 · Dragons Don't Cook Pizza
    Frightening scenes2/5Products & advertising1/5Strong language1/5Violence1/5
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  25. Book 25 · Bigfoot Doesn't Square Dance
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  26. Book 26 · Mermaids Don't Run Track
    Frightening scenes2/5Products & advertising1/5Strong language1/5Violence1/5
    About the same
  27. Book 27 · Bogeymen Don't Play Football
    Frightening scenes2/5Strong language1/5Violence1/5
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  28. Book 28 · Unicorns Don't Give Sleigh Rides
    Frightening scenes1/5Religious themes1/5Strong language1/5
    About the same
  29. Book 29 · Knights Don't Teach Piano
    Frightening scenes1/5Strong language1/5Violence1/5
    About the same
  30. Book 30 · Hercules Doesn't Pull Teeth
    Frightening scenes1/5Strong language1/5Violence1/5
    About the same
  31. Book 31 · Ghouls don't scoop ice cream
    Frightening scenes2/5Death of a character1/5Products & advertising1/5Strong language1/5Violence1/5
    Gets more intense
  32. Book 32 · Phantoms Don't Drive Sports Cars
    Frightening scenes2/5Death of a character1/5Products & advertising1/5Strong language1/5Violence1/5
    About the same
  33. Book 33 · Giants Don't Go Snowboarding
    Frightening scenes2/5Strong language1/5Violence1/5
    Gets gentler
  34. Book 34 · Frankenstein Doesn't Slam Hockey Pucks
    Frightening scenes2/5Death of a character1/5Products & advertising1/5Strong language1/5Violence1/5
    Gets more intense

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What’s in it?

Death of a character1/5
Why this rating?

The zombie idea invokes death-related fantasy imagery, but death and grief are not central themes.

Strong language1/5
Why this rating?

At most, mild insults, teasing, or frightened exclamations typical of children's fiction.

Frightening scenes2/5
Why this rating?

The zombie mystery, suspicions, and occasional suspense may be spooky for young or sensitive readers, but the tone is playful.

Violence1/5
Why this rating?

Mild comic peril and conflict connected to the suspected zombie and soccer; violence is not graphic or intensely realistic.

What’s good in it?

Courage & resilience3/5
Why this rating?

Children investigate a frightening possibility and face uncertainty with adventurous, generally age-appropriate bravery.

Creativity & curiosity3/5
Why this rating?

The playful zombie premise encourages imaginative thinking, observation, and inventive explanations for strange events.

Diverse representation1/5
Why this rating?

The accessible cast provides some character variety, but broad representation is not a major focus of this short adventure.

Educational value1/5
Why this rating?

May support reading fluency, inference, and social problem-solving, but teaching factual content is not the main purpose.

Kindness & empathy3/5
Why this rating?

Friendship, teamwork, and concern for others are important parts of the children's response to the mystery.

Positive messages3/5
Why this rating?

Emphasizes friendship, cooperation, curiosity, and handling unusual situations without jumping to conclusions.

Good role models3/5
Why this rating?

The child characters are active, curious, and loyal, though they may also make impulsive assumptions as part of the mystery.

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  3. Which choice in Zombies Don't Play Soccer would you have made differently, and why?
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