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WE DON'T EAT OUR CLASSMATES!

Age rating, content warnings & parent guide

Ryan T. Higgins

Is WE DON'T EAT OUR CLASSMATES! appropriate for your child? See the reviewed age guidance, content cautions, positive themes, and supporting evidence below.

Penelope Rex must control her urge to eat the children in her class. (Ages 3 to 5)

Ages 4+Book 1 · Penelope RexSource checked

Why this age? The story uses playful predator behavior and mild social conflict to teach preschoolers about making friends, apologizing, and treating classmates kindly. This is guidance, not a safety guarantee; reading level and family context may differ.

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Age guidanceAges 4+
Strongest cautionsViolence 2/5 · Frightening scenes 1/5 · Strong language 1/5
Strongest positivesKindness & empathy 4/5 · Positive messages 4/5
Series positionBook 1 · Penelope Rex
Recommendation3.5/5

Kindness & empathy; strongest caution: violence.

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What parents should know

The story uses playful predator behavior and mild social conflict to teach preschoolers about making friends, apologizing, and treating classmates kindly. This is guidance, not a safety guarantee; reading level and family context may differ. Kindness & empathy; strongest caution: violence.

Readiness snapshotAge guidance: 4+Main watch-out: Violence 2/5
Recommendation 3.5/5

Editorial rating

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Oct 31, 2026Last updated

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Recommended age4+

Strongest cautions

  • Violence2/5
  • Frightening scenes1/5
  • Strong language1/5

Strongest positives

  • Kindness & empathy4/5
  • Positive messages4/5
  • Creativity & curiosity3/5

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Series progression

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Next volumeBook 2 · We Will Rock Our ClassmatesStrongest cautions: Frightening scenes 1/5Open next review →
  1. Book 1 · WE DON'T EAT OUR CLASSMATES!Ages 4+
    Violence2/5Frightening scenes1/5Strong language1/5
    Starting point
  2. Book 2 · We Will Rock Our Classmates
    Frightening scenes1/5
    Gets gentler
  3. Book 3 · WE DON'T LOSE OUR CLASS GOLDFISHAges 4+
    Death of a character1/5Frightening scenes1/5
    About the same
  4. Book 4 · PENELOPE REX AND THE PROBLEM WITH PETSAges 4+
    Frightening scenes1/5Violence1/5
    About the same
  5. Book 5 · PENELOPE REX VS. THE NEW KIDAges 4+
    Violence1/5
    About the same

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What’s in it?

Strong language1/5
Why this rating?

The language is appropriate for young children.

Frightening scenes1/5
Why this rating?

The book is lighthearted and not designed to be frightening.

Violence2/5
Why this rating?

Penelope repeatedly wants to eat classmates, and a classmate is briefly swallowed, but the behavior is cartoonish and non-injurious.

What’s good in it?

Courage & resilience2/5
Why this rating?

Penelope faces the challenge of changing her behavior and fitting into a new classroom, though courage is not the main theme.

Creativity & curiosity3/5
Why this rating?

The imaginative premise of a dinosaur attending school invites playful thinking and supports creative engagement with social situations.

Diverse representation1/5
Why this rating?

The classroom features a variety of different dinosaur species.

Educational value2/5
Why this rating?

It supports social-emotional learning about classroom rules, empathy, friendship, and respectful behavior.

Kindness & empathy4/5
Why this rating?

Kindness and inclusion are central as Penelope learns how to make and keep friends.

Positive messages4/5
Why this rating?

Strongly encourages empathy, self-control, apology, friendship, and learning how behavior affects others.

Good role models3/5
Why this rating?

Penelope makes mistakes and learns to behave more considerately; teachers and classmates support social learning.

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  2. How did the story handle conflict or violence? Did the characters have other choices?
  3. Which choice in WE DON'T EAT OUR CLASSMATES! would you have made differently, and why?
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