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Ted

Age rating, content warnings & parent guide

2012

Is Ted appropriate for your child? See the reviewed age guidance, content cautions, positive themes, and supporting evidence below.

John Bennett, a man whose childhood wish of bringing his teddy bear to life came true, now must decide between keeping the relationship with the bear or his girlfriend, Lori.

Ages 18+Source checked

Why this age? The R rating and adult-focused content include explicit sexual situations, prostitution, pervasive crude humor and profanity, drug and alcohol use, and violent peril. Mature relationship themes do not offset the intensity. This is guidance, not a safety guarantee; reading level and family context may differ.

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Age guidanceAges 18+
Strongest cautionsSexual content & nudity 5/5 · Strong language 5/5 · Alcohol or drugs 4/5
Strongest positivesCreativity & curiosity 3/5 · Courage & resilience 2/5
Recommendation2.3/5

Creativity & curiosity; strongest caution: sexual content & nudity.

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What parents should know

The R rating and adult-focused content include explicit sexual situations, prostitution, pervasive crude humor and profanity, drug and alcohol use, and violent peril. Mature relationship themes do not offset the intensity. This is guidance, not a safety guarantee; reading level and family context may differ. Creativity & curiosity; strongest caution: sexual content & nudity.

Readiness snapshotAge guidance: 18+Main watch-out: Sexual content & nudity 5/5
Recommendation 2.3/5

Editorial rating

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Recommended age18+

Strongest cautions

  • Sexual content & nudity5/5
  • Strong language5/5
  • Alcohol or drugs4/5

Strongest positives

  • Creativity & curiosity3/5
  • Courage & resilience2/5
  • Kindness & empathy2/5

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What’s in it?

Products & advertising2/5
Why this rating?

References to pop culture icons like Flash Gordon are central to the film's humor.

Death of a character2/5
Why this rating?

A minor character dies of disease; the bear briefly 'dies' when his magic fades.

Graphic injury2/5
Why this rating?

The violence is mostly comedic, though the sight of a sentient teddy bear being ripped in half is unsettling.

Strong language5/5
Why this rating?

Extremely frequent use of strong language, including profanity and slurs.

LGBTQIA characters1/5
Why this rating?

Some light references; mostly used for comedic effect typical of the director's style.

Religious themes1/5
Why this rating?

Brief mention of religious figures or themes in a comedic, satirical way.

Romance3/5
Why this rating?

Features central romantic storylines, dating, and relationship conflicts.

Frightening scenes2/5
Why this rating?

Includes an unsettling stalking plot and a tense kidnapping sequence involving a child's toy.

Sexual content & nudity5/5
Why this rating?

Frequent sexual references, visual gags involving prostitution, and pervasive sexual innuendo.

Alcohol or drugs4/5
Why this rating?

Extensive use of marijuana and alcohol throughout the film, often portrayed in a comedic, hedonistic context.

Violence3/5
Why this rating?

Features a physical brawl between two characters and a chase sequence ending in a violent act involving a toy being torn apart.

What’s good in it?

Courage & resilience2/5
Why this rating?

John takes significant risks to rescue his friend, showing personal bravery.

Creativity & curiosity3/5
Why this rating?

The premise of a sentient toy provides a creative, imaginative narrative engine for the film.

Diverse representation1/5
Why this rating?

Features a diverse cast in supporting roles, though comedic stereotypes are present.

Kindness & empathy2/5
Why this rating?

Characters show loyalty and deep emotional support for each other, despite their many flaws.

Positive messages2/5
Why this rating?

Themes of growing up, leaving childhood comforts behind, and taking responsibility in adult relationships.

Good role models1/5
Why this rating?

The protagonists are flawed adults struggling with maturity; the growth is present but accompanied by poor choices.

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  1. What was the most imaginative idea in the story, and what would you add to it?
  2. Were there any mature relationship themes worth talking through together?
  3. Which choice in Ted would you have made differently, and why?
  4. Who changed the most in Ted, and what caused that change?
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